Iron Man 3 Review

The trailers for Iron Man 3 looked fantastic. Then again, I remember having the same excitement for X-Men: The Last Stand. While that movie wasn’t terrible, there were certain aspects that left me disappointed. Still it was a decent way to end the X-Men trilogy. A year later Marvel created even more hype with Spider-Man 3. I absolutely loved the first two films, but this. This was an abomination, a complete disgrace to the Spider-Man trilogy. So I watched Iron Man 3, fearing that it would be another Spider-Man 3 scenario and ended up leaving the theater pleasantly surprised.
I won’t go into detail about the plot but Robert Downey Jr. gives another solid performance as Tony Stark and the action is satisfying to watch. There are a couple of quirks that I noticed during the movie however, but most of them were trivial. There is a critical scene where Tony is confronted by the press but all of my attention was focused on this one reporter who was recording vertical video on a phone. Tony confronts this reporter and destroys the phone. While he ends up destroying the phone for a completely different reason it felt like justice was served. No one, not even journalists have the right to record vertical videos.

Another quirk and my biggest complaint about Iron Man 3: Why is it a summer blockbuster? Money I suppose, but it would have made much more sense to release it during November. The movie makes it quite clear, multiple times, that it takes place during Christmas. Maybe I’m just being nitpicky.

As a Christmas film, Iron Man 3 is one of the best. Although it is not perfect it does its part in creating an exciting trilogy.

PAC-MAN + Tournaments Review

Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka.  This is all you will be hearing once you install PAC-MAN + Tournaments.  There are no fancy upgrades to the visuals to be found here.  Namco delivers the full arcade experience for free, all 256 levels. It also includes demoralizing statistics of how many levels that have been completed on the current credit.  Good luck getting higher than 10/256.  Namco tries to make the experience easier by making the game default into its “Normal” mode where the game moves at a much slower pace and more lives are given.  Those looking for an authentic experience will prefer to dig through the game’s options and choose “Arcade” mode.


Like other Pac-Man apps Namco has released on mobile devices, users have the ability to choose between a “joystick” and “swipe” control method.  Either way, the player will find himself swiping away at the screen hoping that his swipe will register in the correct direction.  The virtual joystick option requires too much precision that is hard to deliver without any tactile feedback.  It should be noted that the joystick option is only available when using the app in the portrait position.  This is just a matter of preference but I found PAC-MAN + Tournaments to be much more enjoyable using the swipe controls in the landscape position with my thumbs which felt reminiscent of playing on a physical controller.  


As the name of the app implies, tournaments have been added to the game.  This is not a clone of the features that can be found in the excellent PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX.  The tournaments consist of newly designed levels and essentially feel like unofficial sequels to the game.  Each tournament lasts two weeks.  In that time players can improve their scores, the only catch being that it costs 1 token to enter a tournament each time.  Tokens are the game’s virtual currency that can be purchased with microtransactions and can also be used to continue a standard PAC-MAN game.  The game does provides the player with enough tokens to get a taste of what the tournaments offer.  Unfortunately, there does not appear to be a way to play mazes created for previous tournaments.  While there may not be a point in playing those mazes once a tournament has finished, they do offer a fresh change over the standard game.
The enjoyment of an arcade game such as PAC-MAN is being able to brag about how good you are at the game.  Leaderboards for each difficulty the game provides are present.  Viewing the leaderboards quickly shows that most people will not deviate from playing the default “Normal” mode.  This is disappointing for players who would prefer to play at the arcade difficulty.  My pathetically low scores are scoring much higher on the leaderboards than they should be.  



The app also includes achievements which are brutally difficult.  The achievement “Be Like Billy” is awarded when a player completes all 256 levels of the game.  This is obviously a tribute to Billy Mitchell who scored the first perfect game of Pac-Man.  Maybe this achievement is just a joke, but it makes me question who Namco was targeting with this app, professional Pac-Man players or a casual audience.
The controls may take away from the enjoyment of PAC-MAN + Tournaments but at its core it remains a solid Pac-Man experience.  The additional features provide an incentive to continue playing and may improve as more people continue to install the app.  

Final score: 4/5
Device used: Samsung Galaxy S3

Goodbye Rock Band

Tomorrow marks the final week Rock Band DLC will be released. A fitting final song. It’s remarkable that Harmonix supported it for so long and made the investment worthwhile. If I had to guess, the Rock Band series is my most played series of all time. I’ve put a solid 100 hours into Rock Band 3 alone and there is still so much more that I can do. 

Pitch Perfect Movie Review

Well, I finally got around to watching Pitch Perfect. Maybe it is a movie that gets better with repeated viewings, but I do not see what is so special about it. The characters were unlikable and Aubrey, the leader of this supposed aca-mazing group holds the entire movie back, forcing the audience to sit through a horrid arrangement of songs featuring such classic hits as “The Sign” and “Turn the Beat Around”. It just brings back thoughts of a mediocre episode of Full House and an I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercial. This is rather disappointing when the cast is so talented and this talent is only showcased for just a few short moments towards the end of the film when it finally attempts an original remix. Pitch Perfect just left me wanting to watch the Breakfast Club. Actually, do that, watch the Breakfast Club instead.

Sony Press Conference Reactions


Sony released much more info about the PS4 today than I would have imagined.  It was the best Sony press conference in years.  While Sony didn’t reveal the price or how the console itself looks the tech demos shown look really promising and show that it is possible for serious games to be colorful.
I was more blown away by the broadcasting capabilities that Sony promised.  As someone who has messed around with live streaming, it is much more difficult than it should be.  Also being able to play games while they are being downloaded sounds really useful.  This would be fantastic, if it all works. 
Poor Nintendo.  If Sony can perfect Remote Play where PS4 games can be played on a PS Vita, the appeal of the Wii U will go way down.  Not to mention the sales figures of the Wii U have been pretty bad and first party titles can only do so much.  Wii U will be the next Dreamcast.
All I know is that E3 2013 is going to be great.  The press conference held today could have totally passed for one at E3.  Looking forward to Microsoft’s retaliation anything will be better than last years press conference. 

I Had a Weird Dream Last Night

I was selected to watch Walt Disney.  My only task was to ensure he did not commit suicide. When I met him, I was stunned.  He did not look like a man that was about to die.  Maybe he was just trying to fool me, but he seemed legitimately happy.

Our day together was just that, happy.  We shared a delightful breakfast and proceeded to explore various antique shops in the city.  I was weary about letting Walt into these shops as they typically sell various forms of weaponry that could inflict self-harm.  He remained relatively calm and only purchased one item, a gold pen and pencil set.

It was time to head to our room over at the Sheraton hotel.  The night was peaceful.  In the morning while I was brushing my teeth, Walt decided to make a run for it and jump out the window.  I ran after him and caught him, but as soon as I did, the hotel exploded.

We were sent flying through the window.  I was fine, but Walt was too shocked.  I carried him in my arms to a nearby park.  He died.  I put his body down on the grass where a person walking by spray painted his body so that it would blend in with the grass.

Django Unchained Impressions

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Going to the theater was something I expected to do while I was on holiday. I was hoping to finally watch “Wreck-It Ralph”, but at this point, I will just wait for the Blu-ray release. I was highly considering watching “Monsters, Inc. 3D”. As it turns out, I ended up watching “Django Unchained”, pretty much the polar opposite of the films I intended on viewing.

“Django Unchained” is one of the best comedies I have ever seen. It was hilarious, twisted and bloody. Some people may find the film too dark and others may just find it to be offensive, but I find it to be excellently crafted. By the time it was over, it really did not feel like three hours. Oh, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s hair, simply stunning.

The soundtrack consists of fitting Western themed tracks. I think it could have benefited from the inclusion of Dubstep and having the drop rhythmically timed to the splattering of blood or the clacking of horse hooves.

Overall it was an entertaining film and a fantastic black comedy.

SimCity 2000 Impressions

Gog.com had a sale this past weekend on select EA games.  The prices were excellent.  I bought SimCity 2000 and Theme Hospital.  I had been wanting to play SimCity 2000 for a while.  A few years ago I even tried buying the game off of eBay, but had some bad luck trying to get a copy.  I won an auction for a boxed copy of the game, but the seller ended up sending SimCity Classic in a SimCity 2000 box.  On the bright side, the seller also included 5 other “Sim” games.  Purchasing the game at Gog.com was simple and there were no problems getting the game running on Windows 7 as the game is configured to run in DosBox. 


I am not an expert at SimCity.  I enjoy playing games in the series and dedicated a decent amount of hours in SimCity 4 Deluxe Edition.  SimCity 2000 is not as complicated as SimCity 4, but it is still a blast to play.  The beginning of the game is a little slow as there needs to be planning of how the city will be laid out.  I am fairly sure everything is explained in the manual, but there is no hand holding within the game.  You need to know that you need to place a power plant and create a water supply for buildings to begin construction.

Newspapers will appear occasionally making you aware of recent events in your city. 
The game gives you no sense of direction of what you are supposed to do.  You are free to try out many different building styles and attempt to build a realistic city with complex travel systems and adequately funded schools.  If the generated map that you are given is just not working out, you can take advantage of the terraforming options.  In one game that I started I took advantage of these tools to create a metropolis and fill out the entire map with dense residential/industrial/commercial zones.  

I think those people are about to have a bad time
Time is another aspect that keeps the game interesting.  You are able to zoom through time and watch your city grow before your eyes.  There are risks and rewards with doing this.  The further you progress into the future, the greater the advancements are in technology which is crucial for power plants.  Speeding time up also has risks such as having your city being hit with a natural disaster or having your power plant explode, which is normal as they only last for fifty years.



There is a lot that can be done in this game.  While I did put in a good amount of time into SimCity 2000, there is more city building options that I have not even touched.  Also included are scenarios, but I do not have any interest in those.  I feel like they would take away the main appeal of SimCity for me.  Playing SimCity 2000 did get me even more excited for the release of SimCity 5.  I did create a time lapse video of the city I worked on this weekend.  It is the biggest city I have ever built in any SimCity game and I willingly destroyed it.


The Best Omegle Chat I Have Had

I was rearranging some files on my computer and came across an Omegle chat-log that I had saved from earlier this year.  I am impressed that the conversation lasted as long as it did and the other person was able to catch onto all of the references I was making.

Stranger: are you now or have you ever been a dolphin?
You: Monroe?
You: Is this you?
You: http://i.imgur.com/3mqYh.jpg
Stranger: YES!
You: OMG I finally found you
You: I was getting worried for a moment
Stranger: ♥

Stranger: No need to worry.
Stranger: 😀
You: Will you take care of the evil monsters of the dark?
Stranger: of course.
You: What is your favored technique?
You: Bow staff?
Stranger: i grow a fist and falcon punch them
You: Well, it does solve teen pregnancy.
Stranger: but yet we still have that 16 and pregnant show…
You: Touche
You: So…you do some shopping?
Stranger: yeah, i’m in the need of a new pair of rain boots
You: Do they hide your ankles from those embarrassing flood pants?
Stranger: yes, that is a contributing factor as to why i wear them.
Stranger: i want some with a bunch of poka dots
You: Do they squeak when you walk?
Stranger: i always de-squeak them.
Stranger: it’s a challenge
You: Oh, I’m guessing you don’t like the sound you get when you rub two pickles together
Stranger: i do…with my…
Stranger: BIG
Stranger: MEATY
Stranger: CLAWSS!
You: I bet they provide excellent results when playing with mayonnaise
Stranger: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.
You: What about
You: Horse raddish?
Stranger: nope.
You: Chuck Testa!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: DX
You: His profession is rather odd
You: You would think that by now they would have found a way to perform taxidermy on humans.
Stranger: I once read a story about a guy who lived in the attic of a hotel, and whenever someone would stay in a certian suite he would kill them and stuff them.
Stranger: and he had this huge collection of people.
You: Oh, I think I know what you are talking about
You: Is that room 613 of the Tipton hotel in Boston?
Stranger: No no no you’re thinking of the crazy lady who throws shards of mirror at people.
You: Yeah, that’s it. I always get those two confused.
Stranger: it happens to the best of us.
You: True, but it is still sadistic
You: Especially if you don’t have a goal
Stranger: my goal is to spread my wings and turn into a tree
You: interesting
You: I want to be the very best
You: Like no one ever was
You: To catch them is my real test
You: To train them is my cause
Stranger: i will travel across the land
Stranger: searching far and wide
You: Each Pokemon to understand
You: The power that’s inside
Stranger: POKEMON
Stranger: GOTTA CATCH EM’ ALL
You: You teach me and I’ll teach you!
You: POKEMON!
Stranger: I wonder what it would be like if i really could catch them all, and carry them around with me. and stuff
You: I could fly across the world free of charge
Stranger: that would be wonderful
You: Yeah, no need for American Airlines anymore.
Stranger: i’m saying. 😀
You: One day the Pokeball will be invented
You: and when it is, rich celebrities will use them to carry dogs in purses -____-
Stranger: god i hope not…
You: The soundtrack to Inception makes everything sound more epic
You: Not sure if it is more epic than the Guile theme, but still enjoyable
Stranger: It’s kind of like how i drive to school listening to my StarWars soundtrack.
Stranger: it gets me through the morning.
You: Hmm…I guess it puts bread on the table
Stranger: for the most part.
You: Are you a volunteer policeman?
Stranger: Not generally.
You: Sounds like you have tried before
You: Or maybe just maybe you are a super hero
Stranger: Shhhhhh….
You: *cough* umm…yeah alien hunting
You: No, we better not talk about that, if we do they’ll know we are on to them.
Stranger: yeah, you know how they are, watching conversations and all/
Stranger: .
You: It’s all a scam by Major League Baseball
You: Mark McGuire is watching our every move
You: via satellite images
Stranger: damn, that means i have to put my shirt back on.
You: uhh…you do that.
Stranger: oops, i said too much.
You: I’m assuming you were changing from your super hero costume to your normal clothes
Stranger: you assumed right.
You: Were the dolphins after you again?
Stranger: there every where man!
Stranger: they’re
You: Tell me about it, I was at the mall last week and I found one in the fountain
You: He ate my penny
You: Now my wishes will never come true 😦
Stranger: those bastards.
Stranger: don’t worry, i’ll get your wishes back!
You: That’s great!
You: Just like Frosted Flakes
Stranger: i’m here to help.
Stranger: and eat cereal
You: Mold mereal?
Stranger: waffles?
You: I got it on the internet?
Stranger: philip! nooooooo!
You: He was my favorite nickel!
Stranger: nickels are for squares, like pants!
You: No pants are for morons
Stranger: oh blah blah blah your needs. -.-‘
You: My shiny teeth and me
Stranger: icky vicki.
You: ooh ooh
You: Chip Skylark FTW
Stranger: is it sad that i remember most of the words for shiney teeth and me?

Arrowhead Water Bottle Review

Arrowhead has reached a new achievement in water dispensing technology.  Upon first glance it may just look like an ordinary water bottle, but it isn’t.  Every water bottle should be envious of this glorious design.

Take notice of the blue cap.  I don’t know about you, but when I think of water, I think of the color blue.  Sometimes I buy other brands of water just so I can get a blue bottle.  Now I don’t have to.  This “special flip cap” as Arrowhead refers to it has a convenient design.  Unlike other bottles that have a similar design it is impossible for the cap to go missing as it is attached to the bottle.  The cap also has a very a reassuring snap to indicate that it is properly closed.  I have not had any problems with the bottles leaking so the cap is doing a perfect job.  Really, the only problem with the cap is how difficult it is to open it for the first time.  I’m not sure if I have ever seen another water bottle that gives directions and illustrations about how to get it open.  Grip small tab, peel off, then flip cap open.  Usually such instructions are redundant, but in this case they were actually helpful.

Then you have the obligatory choking hazard warning.  I love the description at the bottom of the warning, “the easy grip sports bottle from Arrowhead is designed to fit naturally in your hand, and in your life”.  Wow, such a profound statement at the end.  It actually does fit naturally in my hand though.  As you can see there is a slight curvature to the bottle, but wait there’s more.  It may be difficult to see but there are ridges that allow your fingers to comfortably rest while you are holding the bottle.  Also there is a nice textured surface with bumps separated into three parts that provides a grip for the palm of your hand.  If you were to count each bump located in this area of the water bottle you would find that there is  12 bumps in the first and third sections and 13 bumps in the second.  Add these numbers together and you got a total of 37 bumps.  The 37th President of the United States is Richard Nixon who is mostly remembered for his involvement in the Watergate scandal.  Hmm…  Notice how the mountain is pointing only at the letter W in Arrowhead.  It’s a conspiracy.  Why else would there be a phone number to call about water quality and information?  People are catching on.  The colors on the label: red, white and blue.  A subliminal message to get Americans to buy more bottled water.  How strange, no other water bottle has these hidden messages.

Well, I’m getting way too off-track here.  In conclusion, if you ever need to quench your thirst, make this Arrowhead water bottle your first choice.